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You’re Gonna Be Fine - Hilarious Scented Candles

You’re Gonna Be Fine - Hilarious Scented Candles

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Welcome to the wonderful world of Anarchy Candles, where every wick is lit with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of sarcasm!  Prepare to lighten up your space and mood with our "You’re Gonna Be Fine" candle line, designed to bring joy and laughter while filling your home with delightful scents. Our candles are not just about fragrance; they are a statement, a quirky companion that says, ‘Hey! Life's a circus, but you’re still the star!’ 

Each candle in this collection boasts a unique scent that will tickle your senses and elevate your ambiance. Choose from:

  • Honeysuckle: A vibrant floral aroma with bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine, and a calming sandalwood finish that whispers, ‘Everything’s going to be okay.’ 
  • Pink Grapefruit: Dive into sweet pink grapefruit bliss, where the tangy freshness is like a cheerful hug from your favorite meme! 
  • Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Experience a fresh fusion of eucalyptus and lavender, perfect for those days when you need to unwind and say, ‘I’m still fabulous!’ 
  • Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Embrace the warm autumn vibes with spiced pumpkin and ginger, making your home feel like a cozy meme-worthy haven! 
  • Fresh Balsam: Lose yourself in the cool woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, and fir branches – nature’s way of saying ‘You got this!’ 
  • Sea Breeze: A zesty burst of citrus meets lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals, inviting you to breathe deeply and chillax like a pro! 
  • Comfort Spice: Enjoy the sweet celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon – perfect for those moments when all you need is a little comfort and a lot of laughs! 
  • Vanilla Bean: Indulge in the rich vanilla bean and warm tonka bean that turns your space into a luxury haven, reminding you that everything is sweeter with laughter! 

Each 9 oz clear vessel is filled with 7.5 oz of our 100% natural soy wax blend, crafted with care in the USA and shipped from New England – because we believe in quality, sustainability, and a little bit of chaos! These non-toxic candles are made with 100% cotton wicks and contain no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates. With an average burn time of 50-60 hours, these long-lasting candles are perfect for home decor, adding a touch of elegance and a whole lot of wit to your space. Whether you’re gifting a friend or treating yourself, our candles will light up your life (and your sense of humor)! 

Light one up and let the chaos of life fade away. With Anarchy Candles, you’re not just lighting a candle, you’re igniting laughter!

Caring for your candle

Caring for your candle properly ensures you get the most out of it, from a long burn time to even melting. Here are some essential tips for keeping your candle in top shape:

1. Trim the Wick

Before lighting your candle, trim the wick to about 1/4 inch. This helps prevent the candle from burning too hot, which can lead to an uneven burn or soot. It also helps the candle last longer.

2. Burn in Intervals

When lighting your candle, burn it for at least 2-3 hours at a time, but no more than 4 hours. This ensures the wax melts evenly across the surface, preventing tunneling (when the center burns down too much, leaving wax on the sides).

3. Keep Away from Drafts

Place your candle away from drafts, fans, or air conditioners. These can cause uneven burning, flickering, or even a faster burn time.

4. Avoid Touching the Wax

Don’t touch the melted wax. It can get messy, and the hot wax might cause burns. Let it cool and harden before moving the candle.

5. Store Properly

When you're not using your candle, store it in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent the wax from fading or melting.

6. Keep the Candle Clean

If you get dust or debris on the top of the candle, carefully remove it. You can use a soft cloth or cotton swab to gently wipe the surface, making sure you don’t disrupt the wick.

7. Extinguish the Candle Safely

Avoid blowing out your candle, as it can cause wax splatter and soot. Instead, use a wick dipper or a candle snuffer to extinguish the flame.

8. Burn to the End

When burning your candle, try to burn it until there’s about 1/2 inch of wax left in the vessel. Don’t burn the candle all the way down to the bottom, as this can cause the container to overheat and become a fire hazard.

9. Repurpose or Recycle the Container

Once the candle has burned down, clean out the remaining wax and repurpose the container for storage or decoration. Many containers can be reused or recycled.

Our Candles

Our candles are proudly crafted in the USA and shipped straight from New England, made with a 100% natural soy wax blend. Each candle is labeled and shipped on demand to ensure freshness.

Our candles are 100% free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates. Our fragrances are made from non toxic fragrance oils and essential oils.

Product Details:

  • 9 oz. vessel with a 7.5 oz. wax fill
  • Average burn time: 50-60 hours
  • 16 oz. vessel with 13.75 oz. wax fill
  • Average burn time 60-80 hours
  • 100% cotton wick
  • Non-toxic and free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
  • Hand made in the U.S.A.!

All orders ship from our Newfields, New Hampshire facility.Orders ship within 1-2 business days.

Candle Safety

Important Safety Notice:

Candles pose a fire hazard if not used responsibly. To ensure a safe and enjoyable experience, always follow proper candle care and safety precautions. Never leave a burning candle unattended, and keep candles out of reach of children and pets

How to Prevent Candle Fires

  • Never leave a candle burning unattended, even for a short period. Always extinguish candles before leaving the room or going to sleep.
    Ensure that candles are placed on a flat, stable surface, away from anything flammable (like curtains, paper, or clothing).
  • Avoid placing them near drafts, vents, or air currents.
    Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets to avoid accidents. Curious hands or paws can easily knock over a candle.
  • A wick that is too long can cause an uneven or dangerously high flame. Trim your candle wick to 1/4 inch before each burn to avoid flickering and excessive heat..Always use a proper candle holder or vessel that can contain melted wax and keep the candle upright. Never burn candles in containers that are cracked or damaged..
  • Use a candle snuffer or wick dipper to safely extinguish the flame. Avoid blowing out a candle, as this can cause hot wax to splatter..Stop burning your candle when there’s about 1/2 inch of wax left to prevent the risk of overheating the container or the base catching fire.
  • Keep all flammable objects such as paper, cloth, or furniture at least 12 inches away from a lit candle. Avoid lighting candles near anything that can easily catch fire.
  • Make sure the candle is free of any dust, matches, or other debris that could catch fire. Clean the top of the candle regularly.
  • Burn your candle in a well-ventilated area to avoid any accumulation of smoke or fumes. Never burn candles in a completely sealed room.

By following these safety tips, you can enjoy the warmth and ambiance of your candles safely while minimizing the risk of fire. Stay vigilant and use candles responsibly! 🔥

Refund policy

Due to the nature of our products,all sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges for any reason.

Damaged or Defective Products? We Got You.

If your order arrives broken, damaged, or defective (we blame the postal gremlins), you must contact us within 48 hours of delivery.

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  • Your order number
  • Clear photos of the damaged product and packaging
  • A brief description of the issue

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All orders ship from our Newfields, New Hampshire facility. Orders ship within 1-2 business days. Please Allow, 5 to 35 Days, for delivery.

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